People who should keep their mouths shut seldom do.
You can not watch any music awards program with your kids. Unless you want to have a conversation about things like pole dancing and whips. (First performance, Billboard Music Awards, no lie.)
Elementary school reports are as much work for the parents as they are the kids...maybe more.
All women, regardless of size, should wear a bra. Please.
If there are sweets in the house, I will eat them. I can't control myself.
Getting older stinks. You have to watch what you eat and drink. You have to exercise. And you start having physical problems. I want to go back to eating Oreo's for breakfast and drinking Dr. Pepper all day long.
And by the way...Diet is not the same as regular. It is NOT!
I want to work at Disneyland. Even if I have to be a villain. How much stress could Cruella De'Vil have each day?
I'm also considering doing Extreme Couponing for a year and then taking my stockpile of toothpaste, Maalox and croutons and going off the grid. A little cabin in Montana or Colorado. Hubs could hunt our meat. We could grow our fruits and veggies. And all the other random things would be provided by my couponing haul.
Ice cream can fix anything!
