I Gotta Get Me One of Those

Do you remember the Men In Black movies with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? Do you remember that little flashy thingy they used to erase the memory of an alien encounter from the minds of witnesses?  I want one of those.  Not so I can make them forget about seeing aliens.  So I can get some things off my chest and then make my words all go away. 

See, I think it would be healthier for us (me) to be able to say what we're (I'm) feeling...and in many cases what someone needs to say to these people.  Like the lady at the grocery store in her pajamas.  Someone needs to tell her pajamas weren't meant to be worn in public. (Stacey, Clinton - I know you would but since you can't be everywhere...)  And the guy who cut in front of me at the deli line. I was clearly there before he was but when the deli clerk said "who's next?" he jumped right up there and started ordering.  Someone should have said, "Hey, you weren't next! Wait your turn."  And when somebody at work suggests the exact same thing I just said and everyone goes "oh yeah," someone should say "Hey, that wasn't your idea - she just said that!"

If I had one of those flashy thingys...just for one day...I could say it, flash and then we could both go on our way.  I'd feel better.  They'd have no memory of it.  It would be all good.

Or people could just stop being jerks...

BAAAA ha ha ha!